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Split dead limbs into fragments and shave one fragment into tiny slivers |
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Bandage left thumb |
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Chop other fragments into smaller fragments |
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Bandage left foot |
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Make a structure with slivers (remove those embedded in your hand) |
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Light a match |
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Light another match |
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Repeat, "a Scout is cheerful," and light another match |
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Apply match to slivers, add wood fragments and blow gently into the base of the fire |
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Apply burn ointment to the tip of your noise, pat out singed eyebrows |
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When fire is burning, collect more wood |
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Upon discovering fire went out while getting more wood, soak new wood in fuel from a can marked, "kerosene," and relight with match |
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Treat self for second degree burns to face, hands and arms |
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Re-label can to read, "gasoline" |
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When fire is burning add remaining wood fragments |
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After freak thunderstorm has passed over, repeat steps one through fifteen |